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"U one? ‘Thou shall not kill’ Where’s the loophole there?"

"Spiders"

"Spiders?"

"Spiders are the work of the devil If God didn’t want us to kill spiders, he wouldn’t have allowed Satan himself to invent them and unleash them on the world Spiders Give me another one"

"What about the priestly vow of celibacy?" Elle asked, giving Kyrie her best and therefore fakest innocent look

"Celibacyet married"

"Yes, but the Bible also says no sex outside ofthe celibacy vow If they have sex when they aren’t ainst fornication"

"That is a tough one," Kyrie said, nodding her head "Wait I got it"

"What?"

"Hand jobs"

"That is your answer to the issue of priestly celibacy? Hand jobs?"

Kyrie raised her hands and wiggled her fingers

"A hand job isn’t sex Right?"

"Not exactly, no"